OH MY GOD BARBIE HOW COULD YOU……try & clean the floor with Dawn?! You need BLEACH, hun, BLEACH!
GOD DAMMIT barbie you cant clean the inside of your house with a hose barbieee!!! use a mop barbie a mop! god you are just like tyrone!
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK GUYS! HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THAT BARBIE HAS COMMITTED A CRIME! She left the fridge DOOR opened! My mom would’ve killed me! What a waste of electricity. Tssk. Tssk.
BARBIE! YOU KNOW DAMNNNNN WELL YOU DONT LEAVE WINE ON YO OVEN! THAT SHIT WILL BLOW YA HOUSE UP -.- AND YOU CLEANIN THE FLOOR WITH WHITE PANTS??? -____-
FUCK BARBIE THAT ONION IS SO MISPLACED! PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IT’S GONNA SPOIL DO YOU WANNA HAVE A SPOILED ONION?! I THINK NOT DAMN GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
WTF BARIBIE?! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHO PUTS THEIR BLENDER IN TOP OF THEIR REFRIGERATOR? YOU DOING EVERYTHING WRONG!
FOR FUCKS SAKE BARBIE THERE IS A FUCKING RAT BY YOUR FRIDGE. DO YOU WANT A FUCKING INFECTION?!?! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER BARB! GOSH DAMN.
Look at the puppy just chilling there.
BARBIE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING. YOU DONT HANG YOUR POSTITS ALL OVER THE CUTTING BOARD THATS WHAT BULLETIN BOARDS OF FOR GOD MOTHER FUCK DAMN.
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL BARBIE?! YOU DON’T JUST LEAVES KNIVES ON THE FLOOR, THAT’S DIRTY, AND SECOND SOMEONES GONNA GET HURT IF THEY STEP ON THAT SHIT!! LASTLY, GET THAT DOG SOME FOOD AND WATER HE MUST BE DYING. DAMN YOU NEED A MAN, YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING FUCKING RIGHT.
There is a head in the fridge…..Anyone else fucking see that?
You must be new
damn barbie, clean up that stain.
WHAT THE FUCK BARBIE, THAT SIRT AND THOSE PANTS? FASHION POLICE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
BARBIE THAT HOSE ISNT PLUGGED INTO ANYTHING ITS NOT GOING TO WORK
(Source: fantasising-about-escape, via foreverdarknessinme)
